Lost in the Dark
cast: Mae Whitman, Jason Gray-Stanford
rating: 5/10

Blind girl terroized by an escaped convict. Hilariy ensues. Or not. Could've been worse, I guess.

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Too Young To Marry
cast: Nina Dobrev, Dillon Casey, Polly Draper, Trevor Blumas
rating: 6/10

This was completely ridiculous and I loved every minute of it. I also wanted to punch the main girl in the face for being so stupid.

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In God's Country
cast: Kelly Rowan, Richard Burgi, Martha MacIsaac, Hannah Lochner
rating: 6/10

Ah, a Lifetime movie about a crazy polygamist cult. Kelly Rowan was great in this. It was a pretty good movie.

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Girl, Positive
cast: Jennie Garth, Andrea Bowen, Nathan Anderson, Evan Gamble
rating: 3/10

This was not good. The script was laughably bad. And I wanted to punch Andrea Bowen's character in the face.

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How I Married My High School Crush
cast: Katee Sackhoff, Sage Brocklebank, Tommy Lioutas
rating: 6/10

This was totally a 13 Going on 30/Big rip off, but it was cute nonetheless.

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Augusta, Gone
cast: Mika Boorem, Sharon Lawrence, Tim Mattheson, Tamara Hope
rating: 3/10

I like my Lifetime movies so bad that they're good. This was just bad. And I wanted to beat Augusta down for being such an annoying brat. God.

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To Be Fat Like Me (Lifetime movie)
cast: Kaley Cuoco, Caroline Rhea, Brandon Olds, Melissa Halstrom
rating: 5/10

This wasn't as appalling as I thought it would be, but it was still pretty bad. It starred Kaley Cuoco which was the first strike it had against it because I hate her. And her character was a hateful bitch who never really learned her lesson. I wanted someone to smack her.

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